Inquiry launched as dozens left without chance to order drink at bar
A cross-party inquiry has been demanded, to look into the Wyvern pub scandal which saw dozens of locals left without a drink after last orders were called. A line of thirsty boozers were left furious that they could not get their drink in before the pub shut.
Local man beaten up over Heather Mills ambiguity
A local man is today recovering after being beaten up over his alleged ambiguity over Heather Mills. A heated conversation at the Wyvern pub in Shytte-on-Sea turned ugly as painter and decorator Carlos Pipedream refused to rule out the possibility that she was not the spawn of Satan.
Jackpot winner promises to keep feet on ground after record £26 win
Wyvern regular Brian Battystock has promised to keep his feet firmly on the ground after winning a record £26.10 on the pub jackpot machine. He has already become the subject of begging letters and fevered speculation in the Norfolk village of Shytte as a result of his "amazing evening" last Tuesday.
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