William Hague admits YMCA stay ill-judged
William Hague today admitted that his stay at the local YMCA lodge in Harrogate was "ill-judged, unwise, and rather silly". The Foreign Secretary, who is most definitely not gay, told reporters that he regretted booking a bunk bed in a room with six other men.
William Hague appoints himself as Lord Viceroy of India, upsets locals
William Hague further endangered relations with India today by appointing himself Lord Viceroy of India, Preserver of the Taj Mahal, First Marquess Hague of Madras and Imbiber of Kingfisher, much to the ire of the locals. Hague, who remains unaware of the loss of the Empire, said that he would be "touring the colonies" to...
Con-Lib pact includes reduction of William Hague footprint
The Liberal Democrats have extracted a major concession from the Conservatives which involves the party drastically reducing its William Hague footprint.
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