Icelandic government launches volcanic Ash for Gold scheme
The Icelandic government has officially launched its volcanic "Ash For Gold" scheme. Prime Minister Greta Gretasdottir told reporters that "finally, people can exchange their unwanted gold for Icelandic volcanic ash!"
Ryanair offer to compensate passengers with “a hearty handshake”
Cheapo airline Ryanair has caused a storm once more with news that it intends to compensate passengers stranded in Europe due to the volcanic ash cloud, with "a hearty handshake".
Volcanic ash forces Britons to endure stay-at-home misery
Millions of Britons have endured their first weekend in their own country for months, with many claiming that they have been "driven mad" by the total absence of cheap flights and lack of short break activities. The continuing volcanic ash forced frequent travellers to experience Britain first-hand.

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