Volcanic ash forces Britons to endure stay-at-home misery
Millions of Britons have endured their first weekend in their own country for months, with many claiming that they have been "driven mad" by the total absence of cheap flights and lack of short break activities. The continuing volcanic ash forced frequent travellers to experience Britain first-hand.
First Capital Connect bosses accused of “fudging the figures”
Bosses at First Capital Connect have been accused of "coming up with their own stats" to hide what some have described as "the single worst travel experience since the invention of the wheel." One of the stats bosses have used to portray themselves in a good light is that '92% of FCC employees smile at...
Ryanair downplays new charges for ginger people
Budget flight operator Ryanair is coming in for fresh criticism from industry watchdogs over its plans to overhaul its new charges structure and introduce a new set of fees to supplement their low air fares. Flights will still be sold at tuppence ha'penny, but passengers could be stung for a whole range of extras, including...
Al-Qaeda launch hostage holidays
Al-Qaeda has launched a glitzy new campaign designed to promote its range of "hostage holidays". At a gala soiree, the terrorist organisation unveiled its new TV advert, brochures and DVDs targeting the "busy infidel". The new range of hostage holidays represents a break from Al-Qaeda tradition. The brochure proclaims "sun, sea or sand", and a...
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