Vladimir Putin “Too much truth here. Kill the journalist.”
Sarah PALIN “Do I come here for the truth? You betcha!”
A cross-party inquiry has been demanded, to look into the Wyvern pub scandal which saw dozens of locals left without a drink after last orders were called. A line of thirsty boozers were left furious that they could not get their drink in before the pub shut.
A local man is today recovering after being beaten up over his alleged ambiguity over Heather Mills. A heated conversation at the Wyvern pub in Shytte-on-Sea turned ugly as painter and decorator Carlos Pipedream refused to rule out the possibility that she was not the spawn of Satan.
A Shytte-on-Sea resident has won control of Portsmouth Football Club after a game of cards “got out of control” at the Dog and Disco pub last night. He says that he will give “110%” to the club despite his limited finances.
A hush fell upon the table as key talks began at the Wyvern Pub in East Finchstead last night; key talks that could define the very future of the world. In the one corner, representing “the common man”, Dave Davison. In the other corner, representing “the other common man”, Jim Barrouclough-Harpison. The subject: everything that’s wrong with the world.
Daily Star Blames Muslims For Rain
Latest Al Qaeda recruitment video “basically a Justin Bieber video” say experts
Gadaffi restores Libya internet access to check comparethemercenary.com
BBC Asian Network “not doing enough to attract white, middle class listeners”
Wikileaks urged not to publish plot to Cats and Dogs 3: Feline Good
UK economy losing billions due to time lost by employees “pausing for effect”
France grinds to a halt as nation asked to work until 5:05pm
