Vladimir Putin “Too much truth here. Kill the journalist.”
Sarah PALIN “Do I come here for the truth? You betcha!”
Senior politicians have layed into the Northern Ireland cake-sharing deal saying that it is “myopic at best” and “leaves all the good bits to the wrong people”. The cake, which was shared this morning after a long, protracted and bitter dispute, has gone rather stale and critics of the deal have been calling for a “fresh cake” that everyone can benefit from.
As the dust settles on the Irish Robinson affair, the Northern Irish restaurant industry is warning of dire times ahead. As restaurateurs come out of the woodwork proclaiming that Robinson was funding their enterprises, a stem in the flow of that money could prove lethal.
Correction: Nick Clegg actually does eat babies
Nigeria’s Scammies Awards pay tribute to hard work and innovation
William Hague appoints himself as Lord Viceroy of India, upsets locals
Cameron condemns creator of Siobhan O’Dowd Facebook tribute page
Orange marches to include freestyle section from 2011
Polar bears exaggerating claims of global warming
Tory MP found in “horrific state of sobriety”
