Vladimir Putin “Too much truth here. Kill the journalist.”
Sarah PALIN “Do I come here for the truth? You betcha!”
In days gone by, a pushchair was a pushchair – a chair that a baby could sit in, and the mother would push. However, mothers have united in fury at the latest pushchair, manufactured by McLaren, that now comes with four-wheel drive, air-conditioning and front and back suspension.
Hundreds of middle-class mothers were evacuated from renegade website Mumsnet last night after warnings that senior Tories were on the site. In the first sign of a Tory offensive against Mumsnet, fears of oil slicks and “slippery patches” caused by greasy politicians on the website prompted the site’s founder to sound the alarm, and rescue the mothers from what experts believe could have been a “horrific fate”.
Tearaway website Mumsnet has declared independence from the rest of the Internet. In a move that is bound to shock the rest of the web, the renegade site for mothers has published a statement saying that “everyone else can go suck themselves”.
An apology to a Man Whose Name is an Anagram of Go Wank
William Hague admits YMCA stay ill-judged
BBC Breakfast viewer in critical condition
Tour operator Bazzo’s Holidays 4 U collapses, leaves holidaymakers stranded
Dirty Stones have no complaints over Naomi Campbell gift
Correction: Nick Clegg actually does eat babies
Nigeria’s Scammies Awards pay tribute to hard work and innovation
