Wikileaks urged not to publish plot to Cats and Dogs 3: Feline Good
Senior US officials have urged the Wikileaks website not to publish the plot to Cats and Dogs3: Feline Good. Julian Assange, owner of the whiste-blowing website, has promised a "rip-roaring set of revelations" about the third instalment of the popular movie franchise.
BNP endorses Sex and the City 2
The British National Party has officially endorsed Sex and the City 2, the new film featuring Sarah Jessica Parker and her friends, which is set partly in Abu Dhabi. Members of the BNP apparently "laughed raucously" throughout the film, declaring it to be a "rip-roaring success" with "messages we can all learn from".
France in shock as film ends without death
French President Nicolas Sarkozy has appealed for reason after Sunday night's televised film ended without the death of a leading protagonist. The French nation is believed to be in a collective state of shock after the happy ending, which was judged by many to be "excessive" and "totally un-French."
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