The 34 wives of Jacob Zuma have expressed their shock at how the South African President illustrated their relative importance through the means of a pie chart. In a twenty-four slide presentation to the eighth annual Congress of the Wives of Jacob Zuma (CWJZ), Jacob, who was attending for the first time, was attempting to explain how he would divide his time between his wives and children.
June 18, 2010 | Posted in
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Randy South African President Jacob Zuma has failed in an attempt to impregnate the Queen, despite being egged on by Prince Phillip. “Go on, give her a go”, roared the Queen’s husband, bottle of gin in one hand, cigar in the other. The Queen, however, was stoic, refusing to become the South African President’s eightieth wife.
March 6, 2010 | Posted in
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A South African woman has hit out after it was revealed that none of her children were fathered by South African President Jacob Zuma. She spoke to reporters after DNA tests conclusively proved that not a single one of her twenty children was the offspring of the libidinous President.
February 8, 2010 | Posted in
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