Vladimir Putin “Too much truth here. Kill the journalist.”
Sarah PALIN “Do I come here for the truth? You betcha!”
Boffins at Apple have unveiled the latest iPhone app that helps Chinese factory managers calculate exactly how many hours a 5-year-old can work at maximum productivity. The app has a wealth of additional features that make it, according to apple, a “must have” for Apple supplier factory managers all over the far east.
A man from Norwich has thanked the app developer who saved his life after a calamitous fall left him with his iPhone half way up his rectum, and just days from death.
Correction: Nick Clegg actually does eat babies
Nigeria’s Scammies Awards pay tribute to hard work and innovation
William Hague appoints himself as Lord Viceroy of India, upsets locals
Cameron condemns creator of Siobhan O’Dowd Facebook tribute page
Orange marches to include freestyle section from 2011
Polar bears exaggerating claims of global warming
Tory MP found in “horrific state of sobriety”
