Vladimir Putin “Too much truth here. Kill the journalist.”
Sarah PALIN “Do I come here for the truth? You betcha!”
The Greek government has acted quickly to solve its debt crisis by announcing a National Debt Denial Scheme. The scheme has been designed by leading Greek economists, and will be implemented over the next month, with a target of 100% denial by the end of the year.
Shytte resident Barry Hawkwind is at the centre of a diplomatic storm, claiming that Greece still owes him £5 from last summer. The metal-grinding father of three claims that Greece approached him for the loan in July of last year, and has made “no effort whatsoever” to return the money.
Greek economists have unveiled a new economic index which they claim would have “predicted the economic woes several months ago” if they had been using it. The “bum pinching” index, published by the Greek government today shows close parallels between economic performance and police reports of English girls getting their arses pinched or smacked on the beach.
William Hague admits YMCA stay ill-judged
BBC Breakfast viewer in critical condition
Tour operator Bazzo’s Holidays 4 U collapses, leaves holidaymakers stranded
Dirty Stones have no complaints over Naomi Campbell gift
Correction: Nick Clegg actually does eat babies
Nigeria’s Scammies Awards pay tribute to hard work and innovation
William Hague appoints himself as Lord Viceroy of India, upsets locals
