Vladimir Putin “Too much truth here. Kill the journalist.”
Sarah PALIN “Do I come here for the truth? You betcha!”
David Cameron has condemned the creator of a Facebook tribute page to Siobhan O’Dowd, the woman who set up a tribute page for Raoul Moat. The rectangular-headed Prime Minister called for Facebook themselves to shut down the tribute page.
Syphilis sufferers are “100 times more likely” to use Facebook than sufferers of other sexually transmitted diseases, according to a spurious report commissioned by The Sun and the Telegraph. The diseased hordes are apparently “hell-bent” on connecting with others, poking people and clicking on the “likes this” button.
Several thousands pupils have joined a Facebook group in protest at a History exam they judge to be unfair because it was “rock hard”. The A-level, exam, which asked questions about the past and stuff like that, was thought by many pupils to be “unfair”.
Daily Star Blames Muslims For Rain
Latest Al Qaeda recruitment video “basically a Justin Bieber video” say experts
Gadaffi restores Libya internet access to check comparethemercenary.com
BBC Asian Network “not doing enough to attract white, middle class listeners”
Wikileaks urged not to publish plot to Cats and Dogs 3: Feline Good
UK economy losing billions due to time lost by employees “pausing for effect”
France grinds to a halt as nation asked to work until 5:05pm
