Vladimir Putin “Too much truth here. Kill the journalist.”
Sarah PALIN “Do I come here for the truth? You betcha!”
Anthrax and Smallpox have announced a merger that will extend their disease coverage significantly, making them the third largest disease in the world. The new disease, which will be known as Anthpox, will be released onto the market in Q1 2011, and its creators hope it will kill thousands.
It was originally meant to be a motivational update on quarterly sales figures, but it turned out to be a grammatical nightmare for Shamcock Management Facilities’ CEO Bradley Eldershaft. Employees disgruntled at a continuous usage of nouns as verbs, such as incentivise, diarise and softwareise, voiced their discontent, forcing Eldershaft to make a formal apology to employees and shareholders.
Chester Roadkill sees himself as a man with a purpose in life: to teach CEOs how to re-adjust to the real world by speaking “life English” instead of management-speak. His school continues to grow, and he is set to expand even further with several new teachers joining next month.
Daily Star Blames Muslims For Rain
Latest Al Qaeda recruitment video “basically a Justin Bieber video” say experts
Gadaffi restores Libya internet access to check comparethemercenary.com
BBC Asian Network “not doing enough to attract white, middle class listeners”
Wikileaks urged not to publish plot to Cats and Dogs 3: Feline Good
UK economy losing billions due to time lost by employees “pausing for effect”
France grinds to a halt as nation asked to work until 5:05pm
