Vladimir Putin “Too much truth here. Kill the journalist.”
Sarah PALIN “Do I come here for the truth? You betcha!”
A man from Norwich has thanked the app developer who saved his life after a calamitous fall left him with his iPhone half way up his rectum, and just days from death.
Greek economists have unveiled a new economic index which they claim would have “predicted the economic woes several months ago” if they had been using it. The “bum pinching” index, published by the Greek government today shows close parallels between economic performance and police reports of English girls getting their arses pinched or smacked on the beach.
Correction: Nick Clegg actually does eat babies
Nigeria’s Scammies Awards pay tribute to hard work and innovation
William Hague appoints himself as Lord Viceroy of India, upsets locals
Cameron condemns creator of Siobhan O’Dowd Facebook tribute page
Orange marches to include freestyle section from 2011
Polar bears exaggerating claims of global warming
Tory MP found in “horrific state of sobriety”
