Vladimir Putin “Too much truth here. Kill the journalist.”
Sarah PALIN “Do I come here for the truth? You betcha!”
The British National Party has officially endorsed Sex and the City 2, the new film featuring Sarah Jessica Parker and her friends, which is set partly in Abu Dhabi. Members of the BNP apparently “laughed raucously” throughout the film, declaring it to be a “rip-roaring success” with “messages we can all learn from”.
The Britannia National Party has pledged 2 gold coins for every Angle, Jute and Saxon who has invaded England, to go back “from whence they came”. The BNP says that “this country is full” and that every non-indigenous immigrant should pack their bags.
Senior Catholics have expressed concern over the Pope’s declared intention of meeting with BNP leader Nick Griffin for tea and cakes. The meeting, organised for next Sunday, will be a “full and frank exchange of views” between Pope Benedict and the leader of the British National Party, but many are already calling it a “big love-in”.
Daily Star Blames Muslims For Rain
Latest Al Qaeda recruitment video “basically a Justin Bieber video” say experts
Gadaffi restores Libya internet access to check comparethemercenary.com
BBC Asian Network “not doing enough to attract white, middle class listeners”
Wikileaks urged not to publish plot to Cats and Dogs 3: Feline Good
UK economy losing billions due to time lost by employees “pausing for effect”
France grinds to a halt as nation asked to work until 5:05pm
