Vladimir Putin “Too much truth here. Kill the journalist.”
Sarah PALIN “Do I come here for the truth? You betcha!”
Dear iConsumers,
It has come to our attention that many of you are worried about our use of 5-year-old children in Asian sweatshops. It is only natural that you should be concerned about our labour practices, and especially the regulations concerning our sweatshops in East Asia, notably Vietnam, Laos and a few other places we can’t quite remember right now.
Boffins at Apple have unveiled the latest iPhone app that helps Chinese factory managers calculate exactly how many hours a 5-year-old can work at maximum productivity. The app has a wealth of additional features that make it, according to apple, a “must have” for Apple supplier factory managers all over the far east.
Apple boss Steve Jobs proudly unveiled his iShit yesterday in front of a stunned audience of admirers. “It’s the sleekest, shiniest turd ever to hit the market”, said Jobs. “The iShit is going to revolutionise the way you all look at pooh.”
Daily Star Blames Muslims For Rain
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UK economy losing billions due to time lost by employees “pausing for effect”
France grinds to a halt as nation asked to work until 5:05pm
