Latest Al Qaeda recruitment video “basically a Justin Bieber video” say experts
Terrorism experts have described Al Qaeda's latest recruitment video as "appalling, yet tempting". The video, which is basically Justin Bieber's latest pop song, is said to be the "most compelling and convincing argument yet for joining jihad".
Terrorist cut-backs announced: Al-Qaeda to shed 2,000 jobs
Terrorist organisation Al-Qaeda has announced that 2,000 jobs are to go, mostly in its Western Europe Terrorism Division. The cut-backs, announced yesterday, are part of a scheme to streamline Al-Qaeda's operations and help it maintain its position as the world's "number one terrorist network".
Terrorists bemoan lack of cheap flights to Yemen
Senior terrorists have claimed that the worsening situation in Yemen is "making it really difficult to find cheap tickets". Budget airlines are now hiking up their prices, meaning that the burgeoning terrorist industry is forced to seek other means of transport.
Al-Qaeda launch hostage holidays
Al-Qaeda has launched a glitzy new campaign designed to promote its range of "hostage holidays". At a gala soiree, the terrorist organisation unveiled its new TV advert, brochures and DVDs targeting the "busy infidel". The new range of hostage holidays represents a break from Al-Qaeda tradition. The brochure proclaims "sun, sea or sand", and a...
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