Jesus finally responds to Beatles jibe
Jesus has finally got round to responding to the Beatles’ famous jibe that they are bigger than him. Last night, the Messiah tweeted: “@theBeatles: no you are bloody not”.
Vladimir Putin “Too much truth here. Kill the journalist.”
Sarah PALIN “Do I come here for the truth? You betcha!”
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Five tweets a day can stave off cancer
Scientists at the Stuttgart Institute of Internet Disease Related Research (SIIDRR) have discovered that people who tweet up to five times a day on social networking site Twitter are less likely to get cancer than those who tweet only once, or not at all.
Snow brings internet to a halt
Parts of the internet are today under heavy snow with webmasters warning of treacherous conditions for web surfers. Some sites find themselves completely closed off to the public and web geeks have been reporting slippery html code.
Nigerian scammer scams self, embarassed
A Nigerian internet scammer has managed to scam himself out of over £5,000. Winston M’Bahh, a serial scammer, said that he was “extremely embarrassed” and was unsure of how he was ever going to be able to live this one down. “I’m usually so careful”, said M’Bahh. “But it’s been such a good year, I’ve had scams going on all over the world. Unfortunately, it turns out that I was scamming myself for a large part of it, and I didn’t even realise.”
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Daily Star Blames Muslims For Rain
Latest Al Qaeda recruitment video “basically a Justin Bieber video” say experts
Gadaffi restores Libya internet access to check comparethemercenary.com
BBC Asian Network “not doing enough to attract white, middle class listeners”
Wikileaks urged not to publish plot to Cats and Dogs 3: Feline Good
UK economy losing billions due to time lost by employees “pausing for effect”
France grinds to a halt as nation asked to work until 5:05pm
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