Man pushes pig to counter NHS media blackout

Hello news people. We know that you read the Daily Shame – we’ve seen your IP addresses! Kisses! Hugs!

We were just wondering – why are you not covering this whole “NHS Privatisation” thing that’s going on. You know, the … Read More

Kent Tories cutting services to the elderly and disabled by £18.5 million – but still want your votes!

I can’t tell you how often I’ve heard people say, “Doesn’t matter who gets in, nothing will change”. 

If you’re talking about the three major parties in … Read More

Poor Paris Brown never had to deal with our “post-it note” craze…

Back in the very early 90s, while adults were still struggling to come to terms with how awful the 80s were, us kids were laughing away at Clive James and his “information superhighway”. Hilarious! We thought. An information superhighway, what … Read More

The day I saw George Osborne park in a disabled parking bay

What many people don’t know about your dear Daily Shame is that one of my favourite hobbies is collecting coffee shop receipts from the many motorway service stations up and down the country. Why, I have literally thousands of Costa … Read More

Welfare makes you murderous, we should stop it all

I’ve always been a fan of science. It’s the way FACTS and RESULTS neatly combine, and some men in white suits tell you the TRUTH. Like today, when they said that bald men get heart disease more than men with … Read More

Dear Cyprus, you never really needed your savings anyway

Hello Cyprus! European kisses!

Thank you for the money, by the way. We’re so happy that you’ve all agreed to hand over part of your personal savings for the European project, we really are. Thanks! European kisses!

Oh, you didn’t … Read More

Cyclists pollute the environment with carbon dioxide, let’s tax them says Ed Orcutt

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Like, duh, it's science

Cyclists, they suck, don’t they. Why, only this morning, while I was driving the Daily Shame SUV at 90mph down country lanes, I had to slow down to 50 in order to get around a bloody cyclist who was ambling … Read More

Why does the Daily Mail love Lord Sugar so much?

Oh come on now, Daily Mail and Lord Sugar, will you GET A ROOM? It’s so patently obvious that you’re absolutely completely in love with each other, you might as well just admit it and start bonking properly instead of … Read More

No wonder priests don’t want women around – too busy eyeing each other up!

Don’t you just love the way we’re all told what we can and can’t do by the Churches?  It seems nothing we like doing is acceptable unless God has said it’s okay.

Shame those same Churches can’t keep their own … Read More

Tory Councillor Peter Chapman wants to beat up bone-idle Costa bitches

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Me ape man

I don’t know about you, but when I need coffee, I really need coffee. I mean, I can’t wait. I’m terrible like that. When I need my shot of espresso, I just go mental, I’ll probably beat people up, I … Read More

Nicola Edgington and Hannah Bonser – neglected by the NHS Mental Health Services

32 year old Nicola Edgington was known for killing her own mother and having profound mental issues.

Even so, she was given the freedom and the opportunity to kill an innocent bystander, and very badly injure another.  These were two … Read More

Mmmmm… Ikea shit cakes!

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Tastes of shit...

Ahhhhh Sweden. The land of the Volvo and flat-pack furniture. Where everyone listens to Abba and almost every single person is blonde. Sweden. The land of saunas and Wallander, where they eat pickled herring every day, followed by a dessert … Read More