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The Daily Shame | April 23, 2014

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Jamie Oliver’s not judgmental… but we are

August 28, 2013 |

I don’t know about you, but it’s getting harder and harder to talk about multi-millionaires these days.

I mean, I’m not judgmental, but I’ve spent a lot of time in rich communities, and I find it quite hard to talk … Read More

Keep women out of boardrooms and away from chessboards says UKIP’s Stuart Wheeler

August 16, 2013 |

Your Daily Shame has been quiet of late, what with just having had a baby, kind of takes over your life. Anyway, thank GOD the child was a boy, because otherwise he would have had NO CHANCE in school chess … Read More

MPs want flat rate expenses? – Oh, you mean another pay rise.

August 12, 2013 | | One Comment

So, not content with getting an 11% pay rise, bringing their undeserved wages up to £75k, MPs now want their expenses to be paid on a flat rate basis.  Sounds a bit like another pay rise to … Read More

Kind US fracking company give family money, gag them too

August 6, 2013 |

Oh you hippies, with your anti-fracking and your Frack Off campaigns. There you are, preventing PROGRESS from happening, which is what you do all the time, really. Fracking is progress, you are the past, simples. You have no idea how … Read More

Let’s frack the North-East – it’s shit says Lord Howell

July 31, 2013 |

Have you ever been to the North-East? I went there once. To the North-East.

I wandered alone for what felt like two weeks, barely noticing a single person. The landscape was desolate, barren, not like the beautiful south, oh no. … Read More

Dear UK, bow down to your new leaders, Cuadrilla & Crosby

July 29, 2013 | | One Comment

Remember bobbies on the beat? You could ask them the time, or where the sweet shop is, and they’d always help. Bobbies on the beat, they were great. They’d always be running down the street, trying to catch some cheeky … Read More

Tribunals to cost money, bosses can pinch bums

July 29, 2013 | | One Comment

Bum-pinching bosses, today’s your day! No longer do you have to cower in fear of the litigious employee. No longer do you have to hold back from that bum-pinching moment, for fear of being taken to an employee tribunal. So … Read More

Hello David Cameron…here’s a fracking geology lesson for you

July 28, 2013 | | 5 Comments

Hello Mr Cameron.  How are you today?  Feeling safe in your house?  Not worried about your family being plunged into a sinkhole any time soon? 

Right, okay, let’s discuss this fracking lark and, no, Lynton, … Read More

If even Farage dislikes the racist vans, they must be bad

July 26, 2013 | | 2 Comments

When I was a lad back in Blackpool, there was a racist tramp who went round shouting “wogs go home” and he even wore a sign that said “wogs go home” on it. The police would take him away, but … Read More

Claire Perry learns about the interweb, defames some blogger

July 24, 2013 |

Now I’d never heard of Claire Perry before today. Which is a shame, cos Claire Perry’s a bit of a yummy mummy type, from what we’ve seen. Phwooar, we said. Now Louise Mensch has mensched off to America, we were … Read More

All Hail our leader, Royal Baby, you lucky little thing

July 24, 2013 | | One Comment

Ahhh, North Korea. Ever been there? You should see them, the North Koreans – look how they fawn over their unelected leader – look at the tears, the whooping, the hollering over their unelected leader – aren’t they insane? Look … Read More

Let’s ban everything, orders Chairman Cameron

July 22, 2013 | | One Comment

Masturbators of the world, unite! Chairman Cameron is coming after your porn, and he’s going to ban you from getting your solo jiggy on with his wank tax. Or whatever it’s called.

Yeah, wankers, what are you going to do? … Read More

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