Vladimir Putin “Too much truth here. Kill the journalist.”
Sarah PALIN “Do I come here for the truth? You betcha!”
The British Potato Board today launches its glitzy campaign to boost sales of the humble spud with its catchy slogan “not just for the Irish”. With potato sales falling after revelations that the food was “kinda plain” and that “you can’t eat it raw, you have to cook it”, the BPB are hoping that their new campaign will promote safe spudding.
The residents of the small Berkshire village of Bray are tonight battoning down the hatches as it was revealed that Heston Blumenthal had been attacked by his own food. The rogue dish has escaped his laboratory and run on the rampage through the village.
Daily Star Blames Muslims For Rain
Latest Al Qaeda recruitment video “basically a Justin Bieber video” say experts
Gadaffi restores Libya internet access to check comparethemercenary.com
BBC Asian Network “not doing enough to attract white, middle class listeners”
Wikileaks urged not to publish plot to Cats and Dogs 3: Feline Good
UK economy losing billions due to time lost by employees “pausing for effect”
France grinds to a halt as nation asked to work until 5:05pm
