Vladimir Putin “Too much truth here. Kill the journalist.”
Sarah PALIN “Do I come here for the truth? You betcha!”
Terrorism experts have described Al Qaeda’s latest recruitment video as “appalling, yet tempting”. The video, which is basically Justin Bieber’s latest pop song, is said to be the “most compelling and convincing argument yet for joining jihad”.
For a brief moment last night, Libyan internet access was restored. It was, people hoped, the beginning of the end, but cables released via Wikileaks this morning indicate that it was a temporary hiatus. Libyan telecoms officals were ordered to restore access for 5 minutes while Colonel Muammar Gadaffi checked Mercenary Comparison websites.
A BBC Trust report has claimed that the BBC Asian Network radio station is not doing enough to attract white, middle class listeners. The “State of Radio” report claims that the network is failing to provide for housewives over the age of 40.
Daily Star Blames Muslims For Rain
Latest Al Qaeda recruitment video “basically a Justin Bieber video” say experts
Gadaffi restores Libya internet access to check comparethemercenary.com
BBC Asian Network “not doing enough to attract white, middle class listeners”
Wikileaks urged not to publish plot to Cats and Dogs 3: Feline Good
UK economy losing billions due to time lost by employees “pausing for effect”
France grinds to a halt as nation asked to work until 5:05pm
