The Daily Shame would like to apologise to The Man Whose Name is an Anagram of Go Wank, his fans and the general public for publishing a spoof article about The Man Whose Name is an Anagram of Go Wank, and his association with a spoof fashion range. The Man Whose Name is an Anagram of Go Wank did not endorse this spoof product, nor did he agree to have his name associated with it, and we would like to offer our apologies to The Man Whose Name is an Anagram of Go Wank, his fans, and the general public for the serious offence we have caused.

We feel awful. Truly awful. However, we respect his request not to use his name, and will continue to use the name given to him by a Facebook group, The Man Whose Name is an Anagram of Go Wank.

We here at the Daily Shame had no intention of damaging his image and reputation, which we believe are both fully safeguarded by his excellent televisual entertainment programmes in which he tells women to be proud of their bangers. Women should be proud of their bangers, and The Man Whose Name is an Anagram of Go Wank continues to provide excellent, stimulating, televisual entertainment that allows women to be proud of their bangers. Being proud of your bangers is exactly what makes the great women of this great country great, even if those bangers are not particularly great.

British bangers have received a bad press in the past, and it is only now, thanks to The Man Whose Name is an Anagram of Go Wank, that women can be proud of unusually large and floppy bangers, bangers that give them backache, and even bangers that don’t look like bangers. He makes women feel good naked when they should feel really, really, horribly bad about it. He makes women want to take their clothes off when the truth is, they should be fully clothed, even when in the shower, for fear that an unsuspecting member of the public should walk unwittingly into the shower room by mistake and see her wobbly flesh and her unusual bangers. For that, The Man Whose Name is an Anagram of Go Wank should receive our utmost respect and thanks.

We would also like to thank The Man Whose Name is an Anagram of Go Wank for the moving, touching portrayal of the holocaust, in which he hosed down tens of naked women in an empty swimming pool, in an attempt to get rid of their makeup. No man has ever come this close to depicting the brutal horror of the holocaust. It makes our spoof article on The Man Whose Name is an Anagram of Go Wank all the more churlish in comparison.

We would also like to point out to The Man Whose Name is an Anagram of Go Wank, his fans, and the general public, that there is a disclaimer at the bottom of each page, pointing out that all of this is made up. Spoof. Fake news.

So in summary, we’re sorry. Very sorry.