Vladimir Putin “Too much truth here. Kill the journalist.”
Sarah PALIN “Do I come here for the truth? You betcha!”
Holiday firm Bazzo’s Holidays 4 U (bazzoshols4u.biz) has collapsed, leaving holidaymakers stranded abroad. The firm, run by local man Barry “Bazzo” Barnstaple, went into administration last night owing tens of pence.
Mick Jagger and Bill Wyman have insisted that they were “delighted” at being gifted supermodel Naomi Campbell. The supermodel was allegedly a present from tyrant and all-round bad guy Charles Taylor, who is facing trial for war crimes.
Daily Star Blames Muslims For Rain
Latest Al Qaeda recruitment video “basically a Justin Bieber video” say experts
Gadaffi restores Libya internet access to check comparethemercenary.com
BBC Asian Network “not doing enough to attract white, middle class listeners”
Wikileaks urged not to publish plot to Cats and Dogs 3: Feline Good
UK economy losing billions due to time lost by employees “pausing for effect”
France grinds to a halt as nation asked to work until 5:05pm
