David Cameron has condemned the creator of a Facebook tribute page to Siobhan O’Dowd, the woman who set up a tribute page for Raoul Moat. The rectangular-headed Prime Minister called for Facebook themselves to shut down the tribute page.

“It’s disgusting,” spat Cameron, before calling his butler for a mint julep. “Setting up a tribute page for someone who set up a tribute page for a murderer is probably worse than murder itself. In fact, it’s worse than homicide. The person who set up this tribute page to Siobhan O’Dowd is a sicko. Plain and simple, and if I see a tribute page to the man who set up the tribute page to the woman who set up the tribute page for Raoul Moat, I’ll ask the public to create a new law.”

Nick Clegg said something similar but nobody really cares anymore. At the same time, Facebook released a press statement saying that “it’s a social networking site”, before adding, “live with it.”

Ramshackle Armstrong, the man who set up the tribute page to Siobhan O’Dowd, is currently in hiding after vigilante gangs threatened to tear him limb from limb. Daily Mail reader Barry Monculpue travelled 182 miles to batter the crap out of the man who set up a tribute page to the woman who set up a tribute page to Raoul Moat.

“I’ll eat him alive,” dribbled Monculpue. “That sick, sick bastard. Now I’m no racist, but I’d rather have immigrant paedos in burquas come over here and burgle us senseless, steal our jobs and turn us into a Muslim Nazi state than sickos like this bastard. We’re not safe as long as he’s alive.”

Armstrong’s last Facebook message before he took flight was a conciliatory one, saying “I do not condone setting up a tribute page to a murderer, nor do I condone setting up a tribute page to a woman who set up a tribute page to a murderer. It’s a bad thing to do and I’m very sorry.”

The Siobhan O’Dowd tribute site currently has approximately 4 members.