The British National Party has officially endorsed Sex and the City 2, the new film featuring Sarah Jessica Parker and her friends, which is set partly in Abu Dhabi. Members of the BNP apparently “laughed raucously” throughout the film, declaring it to be a “rip-roaring success” with “messages we can all learn from”.
The four actresses, who are not prostitutes in real life, are currently embroiled in controversy over scenes in which Muslim women ditch their burqas for mini skirts, high heels and strap-on dildos. Other scenes feature Kim Cattrall humping the prophet Mohammed in a dream sequence while Sarah Jessica Parker partakes in a gang-bang in a mosque, a scene labelled “distasteful” in the Arab world.
Benny “Twenty Knuckles” McBash said that the film was “a real eye-opener”, adding “I mean, I knew Muslims were uptight and all that, but I didn’t know they thought gang-bangs in Mosques were a bad thing. I really enjoyed every minute of Sex and the City 2, and I’m going to show it to my children tonight.”
“The scene I enjoyed most was when the brunette one converted to Islam for about five minutes, just so that she could sleep with the Imam. She had a thing about beards, you see. Oh, we did laugh at that one, but there’s a serious side to the film as well. Yes, we have a laugh and a joke about it, but when you think about it, the film’s really about how Western civilisation, is being taken over by Muslam and how they all want to murder us all – every single last one of them. It’s about how our good Western women are free to dress as sluttily as they like – and sleep with as many men as they like, free from the restrictions of some zealous religious leader. So – on the one hand, very funny – on the other, very poignant.”
BNP henchwoman Margaret “Iron Breasts” Killbridge organised the screening, and has invited the four actresses over to Britain for a “full and frank exchange of minds”, adding “they’ve clearly got similar views to us, and while this wonderful film shows how Islam wants to ban us all from wearing high heels and miniskirts, one thing really jumped out at me – haven’t they got great shops in Abu Dhabi?”
Nick Griffin is expected to fly to America to officially announce the BNP’s endorsement of the film next week, and is set to meet leaders of the Ku Klux Klan, who have so far been unaware of Sex and the City 2.
Sarah Jessica Parker defended the film from those who claim it is “rather insulting to Muslims”, saying “there’s nothing racist about showing Muslim women in bikinis, is there? Especially if those bikinis are Prada! I just feel so sorry for those Muslim women. They have to pray, like, hundreds of times a day when they could be out shopping and schmoozing with hot men and all that.”

6 comments
mike says:
May 27, 2010
Is is some kind of joke? What complete rubbish.
I mean talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel to find more rubbish to report on the BNP.
admin says:
May 27, 2010
aw poor mike, did the words on the screen hurt your brain?
mike says:
May 28, 2010
I guess proffessionalism in their administrators isn’t important on this site judging by your reply?
Hey I guess you keep having to write false stories about the BNP to make a name and attract viewers to your site, correct?
I have one for you, the BNP has been found responsible for the sinking of the Titanic? How does that one sound?
admin says:
May 28, 2010
Of course the BNP didn’t sink the Titanic, like duh… it was the blacks wot dun it.
Kieran says:
May 29, 2010
“Is this some kind of joke?”
Yes, Mike. Yes it is. Well done for spotting that.
“I have one for you, the BNP has been found responsible for the sinking of the Titanic?”
I knew they had something to do with it the fascist bastards! Bet you it was them that caused Diana’s car to crash as well. That way they could get everybody to see that relations with Muslims were wrong and would result in lots of good white, British protestants dying when their drunk French drivers crashed into a wall at 70mph. They’re a canny lot the BNP.
Korinne says:
May 31, 2010
Mike, you clearly have no concept of satire. Was the headline of ‘Satan promises to crack down on charitable acts’ not a clue to the fact this site is satirical? Keep up the good work, Daily Shame, I’m laughing away…