Cameron salutes swing to “meh”
David Cameron has saluted Britain's swing to "meh" politics by not particularly choosing one party or the other. Hailing it as a victory for non-committal politics, the potential Prime Minister said it was a "momentously middling" moment in UK politics.
Scientists isolate traffic warden gene
Scientists claim to have isolated a gene unique to traffic wardens. The discovery of the "traffic warden" gene has been hailed as "remarkable" by the genetics community, and could lead to parental pre-natal choice to help their children avoid growing up into traffic wardens.
Last night’s TV
I don't know about you, but Channel 4's Iron Flower Arranger is just a tough guy's version of BBC's Master Flower Arranger. We all thought that flower arranging "couldn't get tougher than this", but we were proved wrong
From our archives: BNP offers 2 gold coins to repatriate Saxons, Jutes and Angles
The Britannia National Party has pledged 2 gold coins for every Angle, Jute and Saxon who has invaded England, to go back "from whence they came". The BNP says that "this country is full" and that every non-indigenous immigrant should pack their bags.
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