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- Carol Vorderman – telling it how it is
The Voice of Vorderman: Residents of Camberley are right – there should be no Mosque in their town! This is yet another example of Broken Britain – where asylum seekers and Muslims can just waltz in, knock down our beautiful Victorian buildings and build their own spaceship buildings which have absolutely no style whatsoever.
I was sickened when I learned that they wanted to knock down a beautiful Victorian school and replace it with a hideous “Mosque”. And what is a Mosque anyway? Is it a place of worship or is it a Trojan horse for warfare, hatred and even more asylum seekers in our back gardens, eating our sandwiches, stealing our benefits and laughing at us in an evil manner going “haw haw haw” as if they’ve got the system cracked and there’s nothing we can do about it.
Back in my day, a Victorian building like that was something to be treasured. In places like Camberley, you could wander down the road with the vicar, have a cup of tea with some youths and never even have to think to yourself “hey, did I leave the door unlocked? Of course I did, it’s fucking safe round here and there’s no foreigners to nick my wallet or rob me to death.”
There was once a day of green pastures and church bells, and the sound of willow hitting leather. Now it’s a day of green mosques, hollering for prayers and the sound of a rusty nail being banged into the coffin of Great Britain.
Now it’s full of foreigners and such like and I tell you what, I don’t like it one bit. I reckon this Mosque is just phase one in their plan to take over Camberley and Muslimise it completely, from top to bottom. Is that a word? Well it should be, because that’s what’s happening to our once great country.
Phase two is going to be the stockading of arms. They’re coming to get us, people, you should know it now. Just like Iran, this Mosque is going to go nuclear, and hey – they don’t care who they’re taking down with them. They’ll be doing their Friday prayers one minute and blitzing us to bits the next – just you watch them.
I bet they’re in with that Mamoud Ah’m a dinner-jad or whatever his name is. That fella from Iran who’s going to bomb everyone. Well, that’ll be where they’re getting their nuclear weapons from. Phase 3 is to replace all of Britain’s churches and Victorian schools with mosques, and phase 4 is no doubt to have us all enslaved.
That’s the future, folks. We might as well just move to America, except that it’s full of Mexicans sponging off them.
The “Voice of Vorderman” in no way represents the views of the editorial team here at The Daily Shame, by the way, we’re just giving her a chance to have her say after that sterling performance on Question Time.
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WOW!!! I’m so impressed. I thought all the TV and media people were all Marxist traitors along with this hateful government!
I haven’t seen this site before – it’s not one of those daft spoof sites, is it??
Yes, just read the comment at the bottom of page – this is a spoof site – very good, though, refreshingly different. There is another spoof site I saw somewhere but didn’t find it funny or interesting.
If this the voice of Vorderman, then what a vile woman she is!. She has lost my respect..but then ya I know she does not it!!
Carol, you are an ignorant bigot, obviously still bitter about being replaced on Countdown by a younger and prettier woman. If simply being in proximity to human beings of another faith is such a threat to you, perhaps it’s time to take measure of your philosophical and cultural bankruptcy.
Why doesn’t gabby Vordeman keep her mouth closed until her brain is in gear? She should stick to numbers. Thoughts are not her strength.
Hello all commenters – of course, this is not really the voice of Vorderman… we’d never get her to actually write for us!
Oh god, priceless. That there are such intellectual fuckwits who actually believe Carol Vorderman actually wrote this warms my cockles and reaffirms my faith in the internet to draw out the terminally thick.
Ray, it’s what keeps us going here at the Shame… keep the faith
[...] La Voix du Vorderman: Les résidents de Camberley ont raison – il devrait y avoir aucune mosquée dans leur ville! C'est encore un autre exemple de Broken-Bretagne – où les demandeurs d'asile et les musulmans ne peuvent simplement valse, abattre notre belle bâtiments victoriens et construire leurs bâtiments propre vaisseau spatial qui n'ont absolument aucun style que ce soit. URL article original: http://www.dailyshame.co.uk/2010/03/voice-of-vorderman-camberley-mosque-will-go-nuclear-you-can-bet-... [...]
C’est un blague, espèce de crétin….
It does seem like a google translation more than anything… but still, thanks for trying Laminkonneh
Funny how foreigners become the enemy yet the english love their food, funny how you couldnt give a crap when the foreigners take all the crappy jobs but then you moan because the English cant be assed to get out of their houses and work hard.
Your a dumb cow
oh Tom… where have you been all our lives? Come back soon, won’t you?
I agree with Tom “Clearly in no way in” sainer.
Mooo! That’s the sort of language Carol Vordeman understands