The British Tourist Board proudly announced today, that it was launching an all inclusive holiday package designed for people who wanted to die. Britain has traditionally disapproved of suicide or assisted deaths, but now appears more relaxed as it unveiled “Euthanasia UK”.

The Home Secretary has been forced to relax the law because young street gangs have said that “stopping them robbing and killing tourists is a betrayal of their human rights.”

As a consequence, under a scheme designed by Harriet Harman, tourists could come to Britain and for a small fee, and get killed by feral British teenagers. Tourists would be offered a “menu” choice of deaths which could be tailor-made to suit the requirements of the individual.

It is thought by government insiders that being stabbed to death by a ‘hoody’ would prove hugely popular, and a huge host of other alternatives are available. For the adventurous, a sudden exit under a hail of bullets is widely available on the streets of any major British city.

Group schemes are also under consideration where tourists would travel on buses or on the underground and friendly British bred terrorists would blow them into the next world.

Gordon Brown expressed his approval of the initiatives because it would provide a boost to an ailing economy, and also allow his British thugs to do work for which they are suited.

He stated that “wanton, gratuitous, consequence-free murder would be a perfect career opportunity for Britain’s youths who were not in education, work or training.”

However, the scheme has caused confusion with young people in the far east, who have booked up for the Euthanasia UK scheme thinking that it is purely for “Youth In Asia”. Li Mong from China said she was “disgusted” when she booked her tickets, only to be offered a menu choice of death methods.

“It not good”, she mused. “I come to visit London and the Queen, and I’m offered a choice between a hoodie-based stabbing and a “death by MRSA”. I go to USA instead.”