Local game stops as players realise no one is watching
The game between Shytte Rovers and Crapwater Snorkels in the Norfolk Exhaust Pipes League Division 2 came to an end yesterday after 32 minutes as players realised that nobody was actually watching them.
Parents worry as boy displays Conservative tendencies
The parents of a Norfolk child who is expressing Conservative tendencies have expressed alarm. "He's turning alarmingly free market", said mother Ida Cackbeans. "Which is worrying, as he's only 4 and has a vocabulary of just over 150 words."
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