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The Daily Shame | September 2, 2015

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Performance-linked pay for MPs? Nah…just lowly tax-paying teachers. Phew!

September 5, 2013 | 5

Well…Michael ‘old lady lips’ Gove is at it again.  This time he’s been upsetting teachers.  Oh…wait…he upsets teachers ALL the time.

Anyway…on this occasion, he’s decided he’s going to give head teachers the power to pay … Read More

Attack on Syria doomed to failure because “gays and women” says Sandy Rios

September 5, 2013 | 1

Americans, listen up. Your “war on Syriuh” or whatever it is you’re calling it, it’s doomed. Doomed to failure. That’s why we’re not joining in. That’s why we’re waving our crisp-eating surrender monkey flags at you. It won’t work.

Why … Read More

IDS and DWP lose £34m, probably think that’s a good thing

September 5, 2013 | 1

Computers, eh? New-fangled gadgets – what was wrong with pens and paper, huh? In my day, we didn’t have computers or IT systems or anything like that, we made do with a pencil and a piece of paper, and we … Read More

Lovely Lord Freud wants disableds to get lodgers, squeeze up in bed

September 3, 2013 | 3

Hello disableds! Especially our Scottish disableds who have, literally, loads of space in their Scottish homes. Yeah, you motor neurone sufferers, with your bedrooms and your extra space and your eviction orders because the government cut your benefits. You.

You … Read More

Tories give your brains to Hospital Corporation of America, for moneys of course

September 3, 2013 | 2

Hello Americanz! Aren’t you just loving that special relationship we’re having? How we gaily skip through the meadows together, hand in hand, except last week we kinda ruined it by becoming crisp-eating surrender monkeys. Sorry ’bout that. We had a … Read More

Let’s bomb Syria, there’s money involved (coincidentally)

August 29, 2013 | 1

We love a good war, we do. For a small country, we really do like to bomb a lot of bigger ones. It seems we’ve been waiting for the opportunity to go bomb Syria, and now we’ve got one.

Syria’s … Read More

Jamie Oliver’s not judgmental… but we are

August 28, 2013 |

I don’t know about you, but it’s getting harder and harder to talk about multi-millionaires these days.

I mean, I’m not judgmental, but I’ve spent a lot of time in rich communities, and I find it quite hard to talk … Read More

Keep women out of boardrooms and away from chessboards says UKIP’s Stuart Wheeler

August 16, 2013 |

Your Daily Shame has been quiet of late, what with just having had a baby, kind of takes over your life. Anyway, thank GOD the child was a boy, because otherwise he would have had NO CHANCE in school chess … Read More

MPs want flat rate expenses? – Oh, you mean another pay rise.

August 12, 2013 | 1

So, not content with getting an 11% pay rise, bringing their undeserved wages up to £75k, MPs now want their expenses to be paid on a flat rate basis.  Sounds a bit like another pay rise to … Read More

Kind US fracking company give family money, gag them too

August 6, 2013 |

Oh you hippies, with your anti-fracking and your Frack Off campaigns. There you are, preventing PROGRESS from happening, which is what you do all the time, really. Fracking is progress, you are the past, simples. You have no idea how … Read More

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