Nestle don’t think water’s a human right, because it’s all theirs

Recently, CEO of Nestle Peter Brabeck declared in an interview that he believes it is an ‘extreme view’ to regard access to water as a Human Right, and that we should instead hand our water supplies over to private companies. … Read More

Man pushes pig to counter NHS media blackout

Hello news people. We know that you read the Daily Shame – we’ve seen your IP addresses! Kisses! Hugs!

We were just wondering – why are you not covering this whole “NHS Privatisation” thing that’s going on. You know, the … Read More

Kent Tories cutting services to the elderly and disabled by £18.5 million – but still want your votes!

I can’t tell you how often I’ve heard people say, “Doesn’t matter who gets in, nothing will change”. 

If you’re talking about the three major parties in … Read More

‘Sofa teens’ – coming soon to a couch near you!

Oh dear, the government are still banging on about our kids and their education.  They’re just not learning enough, are they?  They’re rude, ignorant, arrogant and neglectful of their duties.  Yes, I’m still talking about the government. … Read More

Poor Paris Brown never had to deal with our “post-it note” craze…

Back in the very early 90s, while adults were still struggling to come to terms with how awful the 80s were, us kids were laughing away at Clive James and his “information superhighway”. Hilarious! We thought. An information superhighway, what … Read More

The day I saw George Osborne park in a disabled parking bay

What many people don’t know about your dear Daily Shame is that one of my favourite hobbies is collecting coffee shop receipts from the many motorway service stations up and down the country. Why, I have literally thousands of Costa … Read More

Welfare makes you murderous, we should stop it all

I’ve always been a fan of science. It’s the way FACTS and RESULTS neatly combine, and some men in white suits tell you the TRUTH. Like today, when they said that bald men get heart disease more than men with … Read More

Question Time! The answer to everything!

Question Time!

You know…the one with David Dimbleby.  There are celebrities (because we all like celebrities and will watch any show with celebrities on it) and there are politicians.  Not just any politicians, either.  We’re talking major politicians who appear … Read More

Dear Cyprus, you never really needed your savings anyway

Hello Cyprus! European kisses!

Thank you for the money, by the way. We’re so happy that you’ve all agreed to hand over part of your personal savings for the European project, we really are. Thanks! European kisses!

Oh, you didn’t … Read More

Fox celebrates International Women’s Day with pictures of boobs

I don’t know about you, but when it was International Women’s Day last week, I felt a little left out. Meh, depends whether you’re a BROAD or not doesn’t it, and your Dear DS ain’t no broad.

So basically, women … Read More