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Science

Polar bears exaggerating claims of global warming

Polar bears exaggerating claims of global warming »

The government committee set up to investigate global warming has accused Polar Bears of "exaggerating" the melting of the ice caps. Rupert Murdoch, who kindly volunteered to head up the commission, said "there is startling...

July 14 2010 / 7 comments / Read More »
Scientists ‘crease up laughing’ and stop work after Hadron Collider spelling mistake spotted

Scientists ‘crease up laughing’ and stop work after Hadron Collider spelling mistake spotted »

Work on the giant Hadron Collider ceased for two hours yesterday after an eagle-eyed researcher spotted a spelling mistake that sent fellow scientists into uncontrollable laughter....

May 24 2010 / No comment / Read More »

News

Daily Star Blames Muslims For Rain »

Daily Star Blames Muslims For Rain

The Daily Star has published scientific research that allegedly proves Muslims are to blame for the rain, as well as all forms of bad...

Mar 3 2011 / No comment / Read More »

Latest Al Qaeda recruitment video “basically a Justin Bieber video” say experts »

Latest Al Qaeda recruitment video “basically a Justin Bieber video” say experts

Terrorism experts have described Al Qaeda's latest recruitment video as "appalling, yet tempting". The video, which is basically Justin Bieber's latest pop song, is...

Feb 25 2011 / 1 comment / Read More »

Gadaffi restores Libya internet access to check comparethemercenary.com »

Gadaffi restores Libya internet access to check comparethemercenary.com

For a brief moment last night, Libyan internet access was restored. It was, people hoped, the beginning of the end, but cables released via...

Feb 24 2011 / 2 comments / Read More »

BBC Asian Network “not doing enough to attract white, middle class listeners” »

BBC Asian Network “not doing enough to attract white, middle class listeners”

A BBC Trust report has claimed that the BBC Asian Network radio station is not doing enough to attract white, middle class listeners. The...

Feb 22 2011 / 2 comments / Read More »

Features

UK economy losing billions due to time lost by employees “pausing for effect” »

UK economy losing billions due to time lost by employees “pausing for effect”

The UK economy is losing £5bn a year due to time lost by employees "pausing for effect", according to a report published today. The report claims that the "unnecessary pauses" are destroying productivity and putting us behind our European counterparts....

Nov 29 2010 / No comment / Read More »

Comment: It’s not furballs, I’m bulemic! »

Comment: It’s not furballs, I’m bulemic!

Is it just me, or do vets not know their arses from their elbows these days? There I was, right, sat on the vet's examination table - not a happy pussy, I tell you - and he's banging on about how I've got furballs and...

Jul 22 2010 / No comment / Read More »

Nigeria’s Scammies Awards pay tribute to hard work and innovation »

Nigeria’s Scammies Awards pay tribute to hard work and innovation

Nigeria's seventh annual "Scammies" awards took place last night in Lagos, with the great and the good taking part in a lavish spectacle which rewarded Nigeria's best scammers for their hard work and innovation. Host Billy Crystal told a rapturous audience that "hosting the Scammies...

Jul 20 2010 / 1 comment / Read More »

Sports

Rio Ferdinand pleases injury fans by aiming for minimum fitness »

Rio Ferdinand pleases injury fans by aiming for minimum fitnessRio Ferdinand has announced that he plans to return to injury within six weeks. Speaking at a press conference yesterday, the Manchester United defender said...

Sep 17 2010 / No comment / Read More »

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Daily Star Blames Muslims For Rain

Daily Star Blames Muslims For Rain

The Daily Star has published scientific research that allegedly proves Muslims are to blame for the rain, as well as all forms of bad weather. Editor Barry Petard claims that the research is...

Mar 3, 2011 / More »

Features

UK economy losing billions due to time lost by employees “pausing for effect”

UK economy losing billions due to time lost by employees “pausing for effect”

The UK economy is losing £5bn a year due to time lost by employees "pausing for effect", according to a report published today. The report claims that the "unnecessary pauses" are destroying productivity...

Nov 29, 2010 / More »

Tech

Communique from Apple: our sweatshop children are properly trained

Communique from Apple: our sweatshop children are properly trained

Dear iConsumers, It has come to our attention that many of you are worried about our use of 5-year-old children in Asian sweatshops. It is only natural that you should be concerned about our...

Jun 13, 2010 / More »

Local

Tour operator Bazzo’s Holidays 4 U collapses, leaves holidaymakers stranded

Tour operator Bazzo’s Holidays 4 U collapses, leaves holidaymakers stranded

Holiday firm Bazzo's Holidays 4 U (bazzoshols4u.biz) has collapsed, leaving holidaymakers stranded abroad. The firm, run by local man Barry "Bazzo" Barnstaple, went into administration last night owing tens of pence. ...

Aug 19, 2010 / More »

Food

God rebrands the Brussel Sprout

God rebrands the Brussel Sprout

God today launched a glitzy marketing campaign to rebrand the humble, yet unpopular Brussel Sprout as the "Fun Sprout". The campaign, managed by advertising agency Saatchi and Saatchi, will involve a number of...

Apr 13, 2010 / More »

Religion

Man reads Tony Blair autobiography backwards, invokes Satan

Man reads Tony Blair autobiography backwards, invokes Satan

It was meant to be an innocent party trick, a chance for Shytte-on-Sea resident Alabaster Woebetide-Smith to show off his talent for reading books backwards. However, after just two pages of Tony Blair's...

Oct 10, 2010 / More »

Comment

There’s a difference between singing immigrants and the other immigrants

There’s a difference between singing immigrants and the other immigrants

Voice of Vorderman: I'm disgusted by the way that delightful young X-Factor star Gamu Nhengu is being treated. The government has to step in and sort this situation out - there's a clear...

Oct 8, 2010 / More »

Science

Polar bears exaggerating claims of global warming

Polar bears exaggerating claims of global warming

The government committee set up to investigate global warming has accused Polar Bears of "exaggerating" the melting of the ice caps. Rupert Murdoch, who kindly volunteered to head up the commission, said "there...

Jul 14, 2010 / More »
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