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Polar bears exaggerating claims of global warming »
The government committee set up to investigate global warming has accused Polar Bears of "exaggerating" the melting of the ice caps. Rupert Murdoch, who kindly volunteered to head up the commission, said "there is startling...
July 14 2010 / 4 comments / Read More »
Scientists ‘crease up laughing’ and stop work after Hadron Collider spelling mistake spotted »
Work on the giant Hadron Collider ceased for two hours yesterday after an eagle-eyed researcher spotted a spelling mistake that sent fellow scientists into uncontrollable laughter....
May 24 2010 / No comment / Read More »News
Correction: Nick Clegg actually does eat babies »
Dear Readers, A few months ago, we posted an article which boldly claimed that Nick Clegg eats babies. In the article, we detailed at...
Jul 23 2010 / No comment / Read More »Nigeria’s Scammies Awards pay tribute to hard work and innovation »
Nigeria's seventh annual "Scammies" awards took place last night in Lagos, with the great and the good taking part in a lavish spectacle which...
Jul 20 2010 / No comment / Read More »William Hague appoints himself as Lord Viceroy of India, upsets locals »
William Hague further endangered relations with India today by appointing himself Lord Viceroy of India, Preserver of the Taj Mahal, First Marquess Hague of...
Jul 19 2010 / No comment / Read More »Cameron condemns creator of Siobhan O’Dowd Facebook tribute page »
David Cameron has condemned the creator of a Facebook tribute page to Siobhan O'Dowd, the woman who set up a tribute page for Raoul...
Jul 17 2010 / 7 comments / Read More »




















