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Science

Polar bears exaggerating claims of global warming

Polar bears exaggerating claims of global warming »

The government committee set up to investigate global warming has accused Polar Bears of "exaggerating" the melting of the ice caps. Rupert Murdoch, who kindly volunteered to head up the commission, said "there is startling...

July 14 2010 / 4 comments / Read More »
Scientists ‘crease up laughing’ and stop work after Hadron Collider spelling mistake spotted

Scientists ‘crease up laughing’ and stop work after Hadron Collider spelling mistake spotted »

Work on the giant Hadron Collider ceased for two hours yesterday after an eagle-eyed researcher spotted a spelling mistake that sent fellow scientists into uncontrollable laughter....

May 24 2010 / No comment / Read More »

News

Correction: Nick Clegg actually does eat babies »

Correction: Nick Clegg actually does eat babies

Dear Readers, A few months ago, we posted an article which boldly claimed that Nick Clegg eats babies. In the article, we detailed at...

Jul 23 2010 / No comment / Read More »

Nigeria’s Scammies Awards pay tribute to hard work and innovation »

Nigeria’s Scammies Awards pay tribute to hard work and innovation

Nigeria's seventh annual "Scammies" awards took place last night in Lagos, with the great and the good taking part in a lavish spectacle which...

Jul 20 2010 / No comment / Read More »

William Hague appoints himself as Lord Viceroy of India, upsets locals »

William Hague appoints himself as Lord Viceroy of India, upsets locals

William Hague further endangered relations with India today by appointing himself Lord Viceroy of India, Preserver of the Taj Mahal, First Marquess Hague of...

Jul 19 2010 / No comment / Read More »

Cameron condemns creator of Siobhan O’Dowd Facebook tribute page »

Cameron condemns creator of Siobhan O’Dowd Facebook tribute page

David Cameron has condemned the creator of a Facebook tribute page to Siobhan O'Dowd, the woman who set up a tribute page for Raoul...

Jul 17 2010 / 7 comments / Read More »

Features

Comment: It’s not furballs, I’m bulemic! »

Comment: It’s not furballs, I’m bulemic!

Is it just me, or do vets not know their arses from their elbows these days? There I was, right, sat on the vet's examination table - not a happy pussy, I tell you - and he's banging on about how I've got furballs and...

Jul 22 2010 / No comment / Read More »

Nigeria’s Scammies Awards pay tribute to hard work and innovation »

Nigeria’s Scammies Awards pay tribute to hard work and innovation

Nigeria's seventh annual "Scammies" awards took place last night in Lagos, with the great and the good taking part in a lavish spectacle which rewarded Nigeria's best scammers for their hard work and innovation. Host Billy Crystal told a rapturous audience that "hosting the Scammies...

Jul 20 2010 / No comment / Read More »

Comment: You’ve only just found out that we play tag? »

Comment: You’ve only just found out that we play tag?

As one of the world's pre-eminent gorillas, I know a thing or two about tag. I remember running around the cage as a youngster, like a mad chimp playing tag with the other chimps, completely unaware of the centuries of tradition that have preceded our...

Jul 15 2010 / No comment / Read More »

Sports

Voice of Vorderman: Steven Gerrard having sex makes me sick »

Voice of Vorderman: Steven Gerrard having sex makes me sickSteven Gerrard makes me sick. How is it that a young man, paid by the truckload, thinks he can let down his country and then...

Jul 4 2010 / 10 comments / Read More »

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Correction: Nick Clegg actually does eat babies

Correction: Nick Clegg actually does eat babies

Dear Readers, A few months ago, we posted an article which boldly claimed that Nick Clegg eats babies. In the article, we detailed at length how the Liberal Democrat leader and now Deputy...

Jul 23, 2010 / More »

Features

Comment: It’s not furballs, I’m bulemic!

Comment: It’s not furballs, I’m bulemic!

Is it just me, or do vets not know their arses from their elbows these days? There I was, right, sat on the vet's examination table - not a happy pussy, I tell...

Jul 22, 2010 / More »

Tech

Communique from Apple: our sweatshop children are properly trained

Communique from Apple: our sweatshop children are properly trained

Dear iConsumers, It has come to our attention that many of you are worried about our use of 5-year-old children in Asian sweatshops. It is only natural that you should be concerned about our...

Jun 13, 2010 / More »

Local

Local council announces partnership with widow of millionnaire King Moses Odiaka

Local council announces partnership with widow of millionnaire King Moses Odiaka

Shytte local council has announced a "multi-million" dollar deal with the widow of deceased Nigerian millionnaire King Moses Odiaka. The deal, which came as a surprise to both the council and the widow,...

Jun 10, 2010 / More »

Food

God rebrands the Brussel Sprout

God rebrands the Brussel Sprout

God today launched a glitzy marketing campaign to rebrand the humble, yet unpopular Brussel Sprout as the "Fun Sprout". The campaign, managed by advertising agency Saatchi and Saatchi, will involve a number of...

Apr 13, 2010 / More »

Religion

Domenech picks French side to face Uruguay after in-depth conversation with Ganesha

Domenech picks French side to face Uruguay after in-depth conversation with Ganesha

Madcap French coach Raymond Domenech has revealed that his French side to face Uruguay in the World Cup this week was picked after an in-depth conversation with Hindu God Ganesha. The zany Indian...

Jun 11, 2010 / More »

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Comment: It’s not furballs, I’m bulemic!

Comment: It’s not furballs, I’m bulemic!

Is it just me, or do vets not know their arses from their elbows these days? There I was, right, sat on the vet's examination table - not a happy pussy, I tell...

Jul 22, 2010 / More »

Science

Polar bears exaggerating claims of global warming

Polar bears exaggerating claims of global warming

The government committee set up to investigate global warming has accused Polar Bears of "exaggerating" the melting of the ice caps. Rupert Murdoch, who kindly volunteered to head up the commission, said "there...

Jul 14, 2010 / More »
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